NY Times: Many Americans turning to In House Prostitution

topic posted Mon, May 22, 2006 - 12:38 PM by  patrick
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Recently, due to stress and rising oil prices, men have increasingly turned to lap dances and prostitutes for relief, and if projections are correct, it appears 2007 will be a boom year for the industry. Yet over 2/3 of all Americans maintain inadequate savings, and often carry debt load at levels nearing negative cash flow.

The good news? A researcher in Fresno, California may have found the solution: In home prostitution.

Utilizing this revolutionary new method, the husband simply contracts with the wife at the prevailing wage rate for a Rim of Fire, Backward Cowgirl, etc. The wife contracts to put on hot lingerie, spend at least 2 hours studying the Playboy channel, print erotica, or other sanctioned materiale, and then have sex with the husband in a mutually agreed fashion, for an agreed upon hourly wage. The wife would act as an independent contractor, thereby no social security or employment taxes would be required.

It is 100% legal, proven effective in trials at 3 major universities, and has been written up extensively in both psychology and law enforcement journals.


Advantages of in home prostitution

1. With this scenario, all money is reinvested in the family.

2. Safe working conditions for the woman, less likelihood of robbery and assault for the man.

3. Transportation costs are negligible. Both customer and employee can walk to site.

4. Greatly reduced risk of HIV or sexually transmitted disease for both participants.

5. Small initial investment; 6 inch heels, garters, large round earrings, etc. are widely available at shopping malls, retail outlets, etc.

6. No possibility of legal entanglements, embarrassing stings, unwanted pregnancy or paternity issues.

Another unintended yet pleasant side effect of the use of this technique is that both partners have reported an increase in the quality and frequency of their sex lives and intimate relationships, and elevated levels of self esteem.

The Society for In-House Prostitution welcomes your participation in this ground breaking project.

Sincerely

Patrick Young, Ph.d
Project Director
Central California Social Research/Innovation Facility
Fresno, CA
www.projsocihp.fresno.ca.gov

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